Don’t believe me about the 6-boobed action figure? It exists. Her name is Yarna d’al Gargan and she’s one of Jabba the Hutt’s dancers from Return of the Jedi. Jabba liked her best out of all his dancers because she reminds him of his mother. And has six boobs. This is all real, I swear.

And what makes it even better (or worse)? This 6-boobed action figure is SUPER ARTICULATED! Hasbro thought Star Wars fans actually wanted a 6-boobed action figure with 14 joints of articulation. And you know what? They were right, and I bought one.

Be sure to look at Brett’s take on today.

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