September 23rd, 2008
inkdick: september 23 2008 - zap
Amy has a fear of lizards and she saw one in the room recently, so now she has a fear of lizards crawling into her mouth while she’s asleep. Or “lizards coming into my mouth” as she says. That slip is a source of many dirty jokes from Andy and myself.
And yes, I have magical powers to create force fields, but only force fields that protect you from lizards.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
If only you could create a forcefield that would protect me from your MOCKERY! “Lizards coming into my mouth” would be a perfectly acceptable sentence if you weren’t such a pervy old man.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
YOU’RE a pervy old man!
September 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I may be pervy and I may be a man, but I am NOT old! Wait…
September 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
HA!!! I win!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
This is eerily Kolchalka-esque.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Pranas, I need your force field skills to protect my bike from ghost pirate bike trolls.
September 28th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Brett, that is the best compliment I have ever gotten on inkdick. Thank you!
September 28th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Sorry, Sean. My force field only works on lizards, sadly. It’s a pretty shitty super power to have actually…
June 28th, 2009 at 1:24 am
That was far too cute!
Ahaha that joke is the best….coming :P