October 11th, 2008
inkdick: october 11 2008 - just too much
So I have gone 22.9 years on this Earth without eating at a Coldstone. Sue me. So you can understand why I thought Amy was full of shit when she told me to get the small. Well, she was right. A medium was just too much. The ice cream is just so rich and thick. And it probably didn’t help matters that I got chocolate with a whole fucking brownie mixed in. That is too much chocolate for one man to handle. I could almost feel the diabetes setting in.
I forced myself to finish most of it though, as I am not in the habit of wasting money or food. Lesson learned.



October 13th, 2008 at 1:08 am
I was not nearly as angry about this as I am in this comic. I just enjoy gloating about your dumbassery. :)
October 13th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Coldstone is great mixed with fruit; they do it on the spot. BTW, it is a National chain. But, not as good as Bruesters!
October 13th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Your life is folly, Pranas.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Yeah, a medium is, like, three servings. The nation of Ethiopia could live off of a “Gotta Have it” size for weeks.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
man, i miss the cold stone, in america. i haven’t been to the ones here in japan, but my guess is their servings are smaller. i’m a big ice cream eater. i could eat a super large… mmm.
February 19th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
haha I live in Australia and work at an ice cream place called “Cold Rock”, I guess cold stone is where they stole the idea from.