October 31st, 2008
inkdick: october 31 2008 - halloweenie!
Ah, Halloween. My favorite holiday of the year!
But yeah, awkward pick up lines made by drunk chicks. Especially awkward when you are holding your girlfriend right next to you. Oy vey!
What is the most awkward pick up line you’ve had given to you or you’ve used yourself or you overheard?
November 2nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I’ve always been fond of the old “How much does a polar bear weigh?” (beat) “Enough to break the ice what’s up my name’s _______” :-)
November 2nd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I was at a grocery store around 10-ish at night (I was getting home kind of late) in the self check-out line, and this dude holding a case of beer asked, “Is your lane open?”
I just looked at him funny and he left.
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I’m always partial to Bruce Campbell’s pick-up lines.
“Is your name Daisy? ‘Cuz I sure am horny!”
or even better:
“Are you an astronaut? ‘Cuz I sure am horny!”
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Sorry I couldnt make it in the end. GF had a last minute change of costume/problems which took us most of the night to work through.
November 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Are you Irish cause my Penis is Dublin!
or
Do you wanna know what winks and fucks like a tiger? *Wink
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
“do you know, your eyes look like the inside of a tree?”
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
Dude: So I I have this new thing that I invented and I need to make sure it works, can you help me?
Me: Uh yeah sure.
Dude: Well its a cell phone and you need to give me your number so I can call you sometime.
Me: …Thats ok.
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:09 am
“If I were an Enzyme, I’d be Helicase, cause I sure want to unzip them jeans (genes).”
November 3rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Blow me if I’m wrong but you want to kiss me?
or ever have your belly button licked?… from the inside.
November 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
“Preservationists Keep it Up Longer”
“Common Bond or Regular Bondage”
“Nailing it since 1790″
“I’m all about methods and materials, I don’t give a damn about style”
Those are submissions from various members of the historic preservation community.
November 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
HAHAHA! When did that happen?! Who was that?!
July 16th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I once told a guy he had cute knees. >_>
I was totally into him but waaaay to plastered to form any sort of proper pick up line, he had holes in his jeans so I went with it.
xD
ps; your comic is ftw!
December 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Never actually used this myself, but someone hit on a friend with it. it’s pretty awesome.
boy: feel this *hands girl his jumper* that’s boyfriend material!
March 15th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
“Did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure is ugly.” I heard this once, and it was funny at the time. :)
I like using cute ones that I pick up now and then on my boyfriend, but besides that… :D