So I had to get a new wallet, what with my old one being stolen. My old one being a fucking awesome Power Rangers wallaet circa 1994. It had a cool little hologram of the Red Ranger on it swinging his sword. Now that is in the hands of some fucking asshole kid who probably wasn’t even born when Power Rangers came out. So not only did they steal my wallet, they stole a part of my childhood. You can click here to see what it looked like. This was the only photo I could find of the type of wallet on Google.

I guess I learned now not to carry around anything sentimental on you at any time, because someone is just going to take it from you and you’ll lose it forever. Now I am stuck with this bland looking slab of leather that looks like any other wallet. Fuck this.

If you see any fucker in Savannah using a Power Rangers wallet jump them for me and beat the shit out of them, as it’s probably my stolen wallet.

Tags: mugged, power rangers, pranas, shopping, target, wallet

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