inkdick: november 17 2008 an asswipe hipster’s new id
So I got a new wallet and now need to fill it with new IDs and such as those were all also stolen. I have to wait a while to get my VA driver’s license, Social Security card, credit card, debit card, etc. The SCAD ID is the easiest to get right away as I don’t have to wait for it to come in the mail.
But when I got to York Hall to get it, there was a fucking hipster kid ahead of me in line getting a new SCAD ID. He was bragging out loud how he was getting a new one just because he got a new haircut and wanted a new ID photo to “switch it up a bit.” It wasn’t because he lost it or it got stolen or it broke in half or the magnetic strip in the back didn’t work anymore, no. It was because he got a FUCKING HAIRCUT! So I have to wait while his precious new photo gets taken and his ID gets printed. AND to top it all off, his card for some reason fucked up the card printing machine, so it took forever to get mine done when it was finally my turn.
Enjoy your fucking haircut and new photo, you shallow fucker. I hate people so much sometimes. I really do.



November 29th, 2008 at 9:36 am
what a waste of money….i probably would have said very sarcastic and biting words so he could clearly hear them
December 1st, 2008 at 8:36 am
Narcissism in its truest form. What a jerk; but, then again maybe he is his only friend. Now, I feel sad for him.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I wish you would’ve seen his name – we could totally put him on blast.